Tomamae camping and Nogyo High School

Tomamae Camping

So this past weekend, I took a camping trip. My first stop was at Stephen's house in Monbetsu. The trip was supposed to take me 3 hours, but Andy being Andy, I turned it into a 6-hour drive. I HATE DRIVING! When I finally got there, all I wanted to do was fall asleep.

The next day, we went to Tomamae, another 3 hour trip, but it took us 5 hours. So the camping trip was great. We had charred yakiniku and yakisoba. The yakisoba was good, but I wasn't a fan of the burnt yakiniku.

When some people were drunk, we took a trip down to the beach where the Americans and the South African (yes, there was only one) had a wrestling match. The Americans won. But the fight was dirty...somehow how, John, the South African, got a hold of a dirty diaper and chased the Americans around the beach. Great laughs. Sorry, no photos.

Nogyo High School

Eeeh...so I've started high school. It's not as fun as my elementary schools, but it has it's own charm, I guess. So my first day, I had my 3rd years. I walked into class and I spotted this girl...

Me in my head: OK, I KNOW you're the problem child, because you're the prettiest one!

I was right. She was loud. She was talking to her friend and showing off her new shirt, which was nothing but a white T-shirt with VIP written in black letters on it. Nothing special.

So I wasn't having none of this...so I did my best to talk over her. And it came to question time, and nobody had a question. So I started asking the class questions. Especially...her.

Me (in a sassy "Don't mess with me" accent): You...what's your name?
Girl: Nani?
Me: Namae...nan...desu...ka? (if I could do it over again, I'd snap my fingers with each word)
Girl: (something I can't remember...Fukubi or something like that)
Me: What are your hobbies? HOBBIES! What are they?
Girl: Nani?
Me: Shumi...SHUMI! Nan...desu...ka?

So this went on for about 5 minutes. I wanted to shake her in her seat. Cause, girl! You don't mess with a Vietnamese American from San Diego! I'll f*ck you up...shoot.

But I made sure I asked everybody the same questions. But I was nicer to the other students.

The HS kids are great. The guys love me cause they see all my photos with all my female friends, and they all think I'm a stud, even though I tell them they're just friends.

They asked me my penis size. I said it was personal. If I could do it over again, I would say something like 5 meters or so. I don't get recess...but at least I get an enkai out of it! WHOO HOO! (but I'd rather have recess)